amused by coworkers.

woman dies from camel who was in heat

and her response to this is...

im just going to start calling men and telling them i need to come over because im in "heat"

johns response they'd probably just tell you to turn on a fan.

all moved in..

One of the perks of taking this job was that i get to move in like 4 days early and so far it has paid off pretty nicely i have gotten all my stuff in, got to pick my side of the room, unpack all my shit in peace. but the downside is im now stuck on campus with a bunch of meandering freshman and their all to eager to look around parents... and no its not okay and knock on my door to see HOW I SET UP MY ROOM!?!?!? ... mehh oh well.

i have from 3.30 to seven. dinner & tv. in the morning im driving home cause i have kenny chesney and then i have to come back up sunday with everyone else. im pretty excited about it.

i would just like to take this time to salute the guy who hardwired my room for internet.. its a college dorm for two people and he installed one ethernet cable hook up. do you think the university would let me write off a router for my room.?

Can anyone tell me what im doing here.... PLEASE!

i got this job as an OA (office assistant for those of you who are not up on lingo from ecsu) thinking that it would help me become more scheduled and be able to handle my work load better etc.

inevitably i just seeing it being another thing i dont look forward to doing.

i live in noble hall.. its a mere stumble from the bar... which is not important because im under age but its nice because i have a kitchen in this dorm.. but it also happens to be down a LARGE.. and by large i mean its not so bad except if its really hot, really cold, or windy or raining. or well anything ... and last year i was ALL ABOUT THIS. but in retrospect.. i am very stupid. and one of two things will happen because of it. me & the shuttle guys will become so close other shuttle rides will secretly begin to believe that mr. shuttle driver is cheating on mrs. shuttle driver and sleeping with me. or i will be in really good shape by the end of the year... ... number one didnt seem to bad did it?!

lists of things i have sworn off but will inevitably end up doing anyway for the semester::
1.drinking excessively
2.taking the shuttle up the large hill
3.becoming so close to the dominoes boy from ordering so much we have an almost relationship
4. naming anyone turbo... or becoming friends with anyone who calls themselves turbo in a drunk or sober state
5. skip classes

shouldnt be to hard.. but this is me were talking about..