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Concert Edict...
this is in response to the unbelievable behavior I have seen throughout concert this summer...
Primarily for lawn people of hartford,ct yeah i know im a biased person.
1. If you bedtime is before the end of the concert, you SHOULD NOT be there, even if accompioned by a parent. No we will not quite down so your daughter can fall asleep.
2. If you are tailgating at a country concert, you should not be listening to rock, or rap music. That just makes no sense
3. Never ever ever puke on the lawn... if you suck at holding in your vomit, do it on your blanket, or bring a paper bag. Puking on the lawn is just embarassing.
4. If your mom and/or dad dropped you off, you should NOT be drinking to get drunk, you should be drinking to get buzzed and pray it wares off before mom and/or dad pick you up and BRING BREATHE MINTS
5. if you are under the age of 16 You should not be tailgating anyways.
6. Always wear underwear to a concert... i know i should have to say that one. but if you're drunk and dance or your boyfriend puts you up on his shoulders to see... wellll we all just dont want to see that. end of story
7. If you attend a concert, and you suddenly feel big & bad enough to enter a moshpit, please know that we are not 6 year olds who are just going to shove you around, we have aggression and plan to beat you up.. dont get angry when you get hit.. derrrr
8. Concerts are not fashion shows, so cowboy boots and the skimpy dress were a bad idea.
9. Lawn people are supposed to stick together, fights because the guy next you would rather chant about the redsox than the yankees post concert does not give you a reason to beat the shit out of him and stall the line to outside.
10. Why leave before the encoure, you're not getting home any faster... let it go.
11. Dont park in McDonalds you'll get towed.. geyyy
12. Do not pee on the lawn.. security will find you. and if you do, and get away with it please don't talk about it later. grosss
13. Singing along is one thing, but i did pay to see the band on stage....sorryyy
14. I am fully aware you are drunk.... please dance far away from me, i will not catch you if you fall.
15. No one likes the whalers... stop screaming about them after the concert.
16. Never do a bridge walk.. it equals intense rape scenario.
17. If you want to have a nice conversation, you can go get dinner in hartford... but attempting to talk mid-concert bad idea
18. If you BFFL Jill is unable to attend the concert, stay home and hang out with her, dont spend the whole damn concert texting the bitch... its soooo obnoxious to look around and see people texting and texting...
19. if you feel a fight with your boyfriend coming on within 48 hours of LEAVING for the concert, make it a girls night and save us the drama... i dont care if he was your ex-best friends beer pong partner... shuttupp and jamm.
20. CHAIRS should never be high. none of that fold up crap... blocks views. only beach chairs
21. IF your the idiot who caused the banning of blankets to some concerts because you were tosssing girls with them.. just die. end of story.
22. Your shoes should be on your feet through the entire tailgating, concert, walk back to the car experience..... broken glass, puke, piss... do you really want to step in that... i didnt think so
23. the poor man who plays trumpet has been sitting outside the gate since 1992 give the man a spare dime not a highfive you drunk idiot.. he cant buy beer with a highfive
24. the further you walk the cheaper the shirts and water gets... dont be a fool.
25. If you reallly really feel you need that next beer, but don't think you can make it to the stand without tripping over 40 people in the process do us a favor have your buddy go. and if your both to drunk.. you DONT NEED THAT OTHER BEER!
.....anyways thats all for now, just had to get that out
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